Lucas Savela's Tied Tongue Tumbles On

Attention Ladies

Attention ladies:

Due to an epic fail, I had to back out of “No Shave November.” I proudly supported my “beard” for 17 days, even though I could only grow mutton chops. This morning I woke up and decided it was time for a change. I shaved my entire face, except for my mustache. I am now part of the Movember movement.

Luckily for me, I was informed that today is “Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day.” Call me.