Lucas Savela's Tied Tongue Tumbles On
May 19, 2011
A College Party Story
When old people want to know about my presence on the college party circuit, my go-to story is one in which my brother and I saw a guy drink a beer from a two-story beer bong.
This is not true. We didn’t see such an event. We just heard about it. Telling this tale serves two purposes:
- The listener hears what they want to hear.
- I make them think I am not the complete, Friday night plans-less loser that I am.
So there you have it. If I ever try to tell you this story, you know what really happened. Cheers.
(Editor’s Note: It is believed that my brother, too, has told this story as if we had witnessed this feat.)
