Lucas Savela's Tied Tongue Tumbles On
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July 26, 2011
The Alice Cooper Conundrum
If you’re not a follower of my Twitter stream (@LucasSavela), you missed out on the public showcasing of my brain slowly deteriorating. Here are the tweets I made in consecutive order from 6:55AM to 8:33AM (**I am editing a couple due to cellphone keyboard induced typos**)
- Who’s ready for a slew of tweets about Alice Cooper!?!?!?
- Firstly,I know of Alice Cooper as a musician but I do not know any of his songs. Was he just Alice Cooper or part of a band?
- Am I forgetting a monster hit of his? I have just never associated Alice Cooper with a specific song. (Editor’s note: I have heard “School’s Out” before. I did not know that was his song. My bad.)
- There are only a handful of artists that I have this problem for. Stevie Ray Vaughn also comes to mind. Disney stars don’t count.
- Secondly, I get Alice Cooper mixed up with Kevin Nealon all the time. Is there a reason for this? Am I the only one?
- Whenever I see Kevin Nealon host “World’s Funniest Commercials 2004” on TBS, I think to myself “what song did he sing?”
- Finally, the main reason I have Alice Cooper on my mind…
- Often, when a golfer is mad at himself for leaving a putt short of the hole, he’ll say “Alice,” suggesting that he is a weak, old woman.
- I actually DO know that Alice Cooper is an avid golfer…
- So I wonder, when Alice Cooper leaves a putt short, does he say “Alice” and, if so, why? Is he mad at himself or is it just the thing to say?
- These are the things I think about.
- I may have just lost my goddamn mind.
